December 2009
206 posts
Famous movie quotes as if written by a proper...
lrn2liberty:
thefrogman:
“We must acquire a larger vessel.” - Jaws
“I’m growing impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft.” - Snakes on a Plane
“Toodeloo you ghastly miscreant.” - Die Hard 1,2,3,4
“Please remove your simian appendages from my person, you unwashed gorilla man-thing.” - Planet of the Apes “There is a herptile in my western footwear!” - Toy...
GET USED TO GETTING USED
lrn2liberty:
colin-drumwright:
robymarkflythelostboys:
To most people, the saying “to use someone” carries a negative connotation, but I don’t see it that way. To “mis”, “over” or “ab” use someone is negative. To use is necessary and if you can’t be used… then you’re useless.
-Kanye
we are young, heartache to heartache we stand, no...
maplestars:
(via makelovelikemagic)
Today has been a day of incidents that rev up my usually dormant neuroticism: people coughing without covering their mouths-loudly-and next to me-for four hours; and several people chewing gum…no not chewing, smacking…and potato chip eating….
God bless it, I know that none of this should be these people’s faults and that they shouldnt have to stop but Im stressed out as...
101 Most Influential People Who Never Lived →
lrn2liberty:
masstrovato:
[via monicagellerb via redford via starcrossed via booklover via chicklit via everythinglovely via infinitebutterflies]
All I Want for Christmas...
All I want for Christmas is to find the perfect guy who meets all of my standards and requirements.
-Rough hands, Good personality, Sarcastic, HOT, Nice but take-charge, overtly manly, scruff is a bonus, loves to do things…
Well I guess if I believed in Santa Claus, I might find this plausible…oh well…
The insulting slang “kiss my ass” dates back at...
lynettemofukka:
The science of kissing is called philematology.
100 "glaring plot holes" in Inglourious Basterds...
fuckyeahslightlyamusing:
SPOILERS
of course this is sarcasm and written by kapidye29 (IMDB), not me
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12 and 25 are the best IMO
1) Sgt. Donny Donowitz character ripped off of Dov character from DEATH PROOF. 2)People in the ‘40’s didn’t use the F-WORD. 3) Hitler’s brain was PRESERVED. 4)None of Bridget von Hammersmark’s movies were ACTUALLY MADE. 5)All of the Nazis branded by the...
